I thought I had allergies. Then I thought I had a cold. Now I think I have tonsillitis. I have a whompin' sore throat that just won't let up, and it's giving me headaches and earaches to boot. What to do?
Well, I think I've found a magic elixir that you can make with common everyday materials found around the home. Here it is...
2 1/2 ounces of gin
1/2 ounce of dry vermouth
2 cocktail onions
Mixing it must be done with precision. Very carefully add the gin and vermouth to a special V shaped glass (this is important). Gently stir with a spoon, just enough to mix the medications. Carefully add two cocktail onions. This is what the finished product should look like.
I guarantee that after four or five of these, you're throat won't feel so sore, and you'll sleep like a baby.
An Onan service manual won't make much sense, though, so this medicine apparently affects your ability to read. And, like any medication that works really well, I wouldn't recommend that you operate heavy machinery, sing karaoke, or engage in discussions of politics.
Well, I think I've found a magic elixir that you can make with common everyday materials found around the home. Here it is...
2 1/2 ounces of gin
1/2 ounce of dry vermouth
2 cocktail onions
Mixing it must be done with precision. Very carefully add the gin and vermouth to a special V shaped glass (this is important). Gently stir with a spoon, just enough to mix the medications. Carefully add two cocktail onions. This is what the finished product should look like.
I guarantee that after four or five of these, you're throat won't feel so sore, and you'll sleep like a baby.
An Onan service manual won't make much sense, though, so this medicine apparently affects your ability to read. And, like any medication that works really well, I wouldn't recommend that you operate heavy machinery, sing karaoke, or engage in discussions of politics.
Thanks for sharing this wonderful information. I will try this treatment in the future. It seems really effective. Generally I used to take vitamin C products, and honey lemon and ginger whenever I have such problems. I also Refer the website Flu.ca to get the flu information.
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