I thought he had a really bad cold. Nothing touched it. Not decongestants, not cold medicine, nothing. I think now it might be tonsillitis. So I've been gargling with salt water and hydrogen peroxide, which helped a little. I'm now on my 4th martini, which seems to have helped a lot. Oh sure, it still hurts like a sonofabitch, but I just don't care.
Yes, that's it for my blog for today. Have tonsillitis? Martinis is the answer.
Yes, that's it for my blog for today. Have tonsillitis? Martinis is the answer.
Are you gargling with marina salt water?? 4 Martinis by 8:30 AM!! You should be in fine shape by noon....
ReplyDeleteOK, in the interest of accuracy, I wrote that last night, as I usually do. I had four martinis between 4 PM and 8 PM, at which time I went to bed. I awoke at 2 AM, totally miserable and in a lot of pain, so I had two more martinis, went to bed, and got up at 8.
DeleteHey, I'm retired. It's not like I have to be at work at 8 AM all bright tailed and bushy eyed.