It Doesn't Take Much To Amuse Me

Pam and I aren't much into junk food and snacks.  Oh sure, the occasional chips and dip and such, but that's about it.   Nellie came by the boat selling Krispy Kreme glazed donuts to raise money for her kids group at church so we bought a dozen.   Over the next few days, we ate them all but one which was stale.   I love stale glazed donuts, but Pam didn't know that as she tossed it over the side for the marina critters.

Once upon a time, there lived two seagulls, Elmer and Myrtle.  They did everything together, from flying and swimming to fishing and eating.  They were very much in love and lived a happy, harmonious life.  That is, until one day when a donut magically appeared.

It was quickly discovered by Elmer who snatched it up.  What was this?  This is good!  And Elmer made the mistake of trying to hide it from Myrtle.

While he spread his wings a bit to hide the donut, his wife saw the tell tale signs of a donut shaped wet spot.

"What do you have Elmer!"

"Nuffin'..."

Another seagull approached and Elmer needed to drop the donut to scare him off by flapping his wings.

"Get outta here!  I found it first!  It's mine!   All mine!" 

While Elmer was defending his donut, Myrtle broke it in half to share.

Anfrony the black bird came by and sweet talked Myrtle, who gave him half of hers.  Black birds are very smooth talkers.

Everyone took their piece of the donut and hid it away from each other while they finished it off.

And the moral of the story is...  is... I dunno.   Birds of a feather dunk together?   Naw.

Can any of you guys come up with a moral?

The End.